02-11-2015, 01:27 PM
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2003 S, Arctic Silver, M6
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Winnipeg, MB, Canada
Posts: 1,346
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Originally Posted by coloradojay
Whoa 3 seconds in "no time" seems like it would totally mess up the space-time continuum. I think I'll remain in space-time.
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Originally Posted by Smallblock454
Did some chips tuning for my other car a while ago. Engine runs much fatter now. 
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Even funnier. 
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02-11-2015, 01:29 PM
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2003 S, Arctic Silver, M6
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Winnipeg, MB, Canada
Posts: 1,346
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Originally Posted by Dlirium
Well, duh. He selected the 3 second option, no the 2 second option!
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Stop it!!! I'll pee my pants.
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02-11-2015, 01:34 PM
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#43
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2003 S, Arctic Silver, M6
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Winnipeg, MB, Canada
Posts: 1,346
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Originally Posted by ECU_Doctor
Hello everyone!
I am the ECU Doctor!
I have been experimenting with re mapping various make and model ECUs, to get maximum performance out of the factory car. I have had luck with Toyota and Chevrolet ECU's gaining about a 10-20hp gain from factory with a simple ECU remap.
I myself own a 2001 Boxster, it has been my test car. Everything on my car is bone stock, with the exception of a re mapped ECU. What is a re mapped ECU you may ask? Well I simply access the data on the ECU via a computer, change the values of the air/fuel/spark ratio and I can achieve great things (cant tell you all my secrets 
With the ECU remapped on my Boxster I can acheive 0-60 times in 3-3.5 seconds, thats a lot better then the 6 second stock time.
I am just trying to pass on my amazing discoveries to you! My fellow Porsche fanatics, if I get enough interest in this we can set up a group deal and get you guys running 3 second 0-60s in no time.
Thank you my friends! And happy Motoring :dance: |
Let the Top Gear blokes have a go at it. I bet 'The Stig' could get that thing under 2 seconds.
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02-11-2015, 01:56 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Midwest
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Guys, get off his ass. He did wonders for my Econoline............
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02-11-2015, 02:02 PM
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Motorist & Coffee Drinker
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Oklahoma
Posts: 3,937
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Great, with all of your sarcasm and suspicion you 'geniouses' have ruined our chance to finally be up there with the 996 guys. I bet that the OP never posts here again and we will start seeing 2.5-2.8 times from those Rennlist guys.
...and Smallblock454, if your going to chip your car yourself it's Doritos man, D-O-R-I-T-O-S.
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02-11-2015, 02:10 PM
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ECU Wizard
Join Date: Feb 2015
Location: Canada
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I'm taking your advice and going over to try the 996 guys, you'll see their times and then want in anyone interested though. PM me and we will keep in touch as I conduct my tests and get things rolling.
Will still post my results to this thread when everything is how I like, untill then...
Happy Motoring
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02-11-2015, 02:11 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Midwest
Posts: 1,746
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Originally Posted by 78F350
Great, with all of your sarcasm and suspicion you 'geniouses' have ruined our chance to finally be up there with the 996 guys. I bet that the OP never posts here again and we will start seeing 2.5-2.8 times from those Rennlist guys.
...and Smallblock454, if your going to chip your car yourself it's Doritos man, D-O-R-I-T-O-S.
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I suggest you send the ECU Doctor some cash and be the beta tester, let us know how it works out....................
For the record, I'm not one to usually pile on but this guy, his "recommend-er", their just joined status, trying to sell something here without being a vendor, etc., etc. etc. Like they say, there's one born every minute.
The 996 guys will and should wholesale tear ass also if they have any brains. ECU, you may want to get further in development then post. You are going about this entirely the wrong way, my 2 cents.
Last edited by coreseller; 02-11-2015 at 02:18 PM.
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02-11-2015, 02:13 PM
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#48
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Canada
Posts: 3,152
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sorry, had to get in on this. want an easy way to get your boxster to 60 in under 3 seconds ...
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02-11-2015, 03:47 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: California
Posts: 466
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Originally Posted by The Radium King
sorry, had to get in on this. want an easy way to get your boxster to 60 in under 3 seconds ...
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Is that the new Chevy Boxster?
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02-11-2015, 04:02 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2014
Location: Pacific Grove, CA
Posts: 494
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Originally Posted by The Radium King
sorry, had to get in on this. want an easy way to get your boxster to 60 in under 3 seconds ...
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Wow!!! A rare site indeed, an airplane giving birth!
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02-11-2015, 07:19 PM
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Track rat
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Southern ID
Posts: 3,701
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I just love ECU mods that defy physics. So cool! Maybe they forgot to mention it would require a few minor additional propulsion mods.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VBex8zbDRs
I could run a 3.0 second 0-60 in my car for free with no ECU or engine mods. All I have to do is remove 1500 lbs from the car.
Pffffft, Hosers!
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02-11-2015, 08:18 PM
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#52
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: San Jose, CA
Posts: 583
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2000 S - Borla Exhaust, TS Cat Deletes, RSS UDP, B&M Short Shift, T96 Steering Wheel, Potenza RE-71R's,
Mantis 2.0L Deep Sump, de-snorkeled, Bilstein PSS9 Coil-Overs, Rennline lug studs, and auto crossed regularly.
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02-11-2015, 08:25 PM
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#53
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Montreal, QC. (currently expat to Shanghai)
Posts: 3,249
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Originally Posted by Topless
I just love ECU mods that defy physics. So cool!
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Don't want to see those 6 smashed up connecting rods from his dyno run :/ Won't be beauty for sure lol
This reminds me of someone who've done that btdc adv timing thingy along with blind AFR tweaks a few years ago. yea that Audi TT was fast and sounded like a Motogp bike, <4 secs 0-60 of something but ran for about 2.5minutes before blowing up to pieces. Happened as soon as the engine reached operating temp.
Traumatizing experience, happened at our local circuit... 20+ dudes watching. Epic fail LOL
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02-12-2015, 03:13 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Florida
Posts: 156
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Originally Posted by Luv2Box
Wow!!! A rare site indeed, an airplane giving birth! |
Considering what's coming out it's more likely an airplane taking a dump.
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02-12-2015, 01:59 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: California
Posts: 466
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Boy, you guys sure look silly. I had ECU Doc do the upgrade for me and my box now goes 0-60 in under 1 second and 0-145 in 3 seconds. I bet you are all jealous now.
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02-12-2015, 02:45 PM
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On the slippery slope
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Austin and Palm Springs
Posts: 3,798
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I have been looking on the RL 996 forum for his post
nothing yet, damn~!!
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2004 Boxster S 6 speed - DRL relay hack, Polaris AutoTop DIY
2004 996 Targa Tip
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2014 Porsche Performance Driving School
2020 BMW X3, 2013 Ram 1500, 2016 Cmax, 2004 F-150 "Big Red"
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02-12-2015, 03:07 PM
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Need For Speed
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Funville
Posts: 2,114
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Originally Posted by Slate 01
Boy, you guys sure look silly. I had ECU Doc do the upgrade for me and my box now goes 0-60 in under 1 second and 0-145 in 3 seconds. I bet you are all jealous now. |
At what point do your eyeballs come back to normal shape and vision to come back?
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| 987 Air Box | K&N Air Filter | 76mm Intake Pipe| 996 76mm TB | 997 Distribution T | Secondary Cat Delete Pipes | Borla Muffler | NHP 200 Cell Exhaust Headers |
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02-12-2015, 03:49 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: California
Posts: 466
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Originally Posted by KRAM36
At what point do your eyeballs come back to normal shape and vision to come back?
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Let me put it this way, my dog has to read and type for me until my vision recovers.
I have to have two parachutes added to the box in order to come to a stop.
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02-12-2015, 05:17 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Greenville, S.C.
Posts: 2,670
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I heard that ecu doctor actually designed the Nissan GT-R, I knew there was something crazy behind that 2.5 second Nissan Altima. He was fired because it was too fast and then followed his passion with Cameros.
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02-13-2015, 04:14 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 136
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Originally Posted by Slate 01
Boy, you guys sure look silly. I had ECU Doc do the upgrade for me and my box now goes 0-60 in under 1 second and 0-145 in 3 seconds. I bet you are all jealous now. |
This is great news! Porsche will absolutely have to bring out a 986 GT4 conversion upgrade, to counteract all the people who will be bypassing the Cayman GT-4 and buying 986s with this upgrade instead. Porsche are going to look really silly for not figuring out how to do this themselves
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