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Old 02-11-2015, 02:02 PM   #1
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Great, with all of your sarcasm and suspicion you 'geniouses' have ruined our chance to finally be up there with the 996 guys. I bet that the OP never posts here again and we will start seeing 2.5-2.8 times from those Rennlist guys.

...and Smallblock454, if your going to chip your car yourself it's Doritos man, D-O-R-I-T-O-S.
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Old 02-11-2015, 02:11 PM   #2
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Great, with all of your sarcasm and suspicion you 'geniouses' have ruined our chance to finally be up there with the 996 guys. I bet that the OP never posts here again and we will start seeing 2.5-2.8 times from those Rennlist guys.

...and Smallblock454, if your going to chip your car yourself it's Doritos man, D-O-R-I-T-O-S.
I suggest you send the ECU Doctor some cash and be the beta tester, let us know how it works out....................

For the record, I'm not one to usually pile on but this guy, his "recommend-er", their just joined status, trying to sell something here without being a vendor, etc., etc. etc. Like they say, there's one born every minute.

The 996 guys will and should wholesale tear ass also if they have any brains. ECU, you may want to get further in development then post. You are going about this entirely the wrong way, my 2 cents.

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Old 02-11-2015, 02:13 PM   #3
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sorry, had to get in on this. want an easy way to get your boxster to 60 in under 3 seconds ...

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Old 02-11-2015, 03:47 PM   #4
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sorry, had to get in on this. want an easy way to get your boxster to 60 in under 3 seconds ...

Is that the new Chevy Boxster?
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sorry, had to get in on this. want an easy way to get your boxster to 60 in under 3 seconds ...

Wow!!! A rare site indeed, an airplane giving birth!
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I just love ECU mods that defy physics. So cool! Maybe they forgot to mention it would require a few minor additional propulsion mods.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VBex8zbDRs

I could run a 3.0 second 0-60 in my car for free with no ECU or engine mods. All I have to do is remove 1500 lbs from the car.



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I just love ECU mods that defy physics. So cool!
Don't want to see those 6 smashed up connecting rods from his dyno run :/ Won't be beauty for sure lol

This reminds me of someone who've done that btdc adv timing thingy along with blind AFR tweaks a few years ago. yea that Audi TT was fast and sounded like a Motogp bike, <4 secs 0-60 of something but ran for about 2.5minutes before blowing up to pieces. Happened as soon as the engine reached operating temp.

Traumatizing experience, happened at our local circuit... 20+ dudes watching. Epic fail LOL
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Wow!!! A rare site indeed, an airplane giving birth!
Considering what's coming out it's more likely an airplane taking a dump.
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Boy, you guys sure look silly. I had ECU Doc do the upgrade for me and my box now goes 0-60 in under 1 second and 0-145 in 3 seconds. I bet you are all jealous now.
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Boy, you guys sure look silly. I had ECU Doc do the upgrade for me and my box now goes 0-60 in under 1 second and 0-145 in 3 seconds. I bet you are all jealous now.
At what point do your eyeballs come back to normal shape and vision to come back?
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At what point do your eyeballs come back to normal shape and vision to come back?
Let me put it this way, my dog has to read and type for me until my vision recovers.

I have to have two parachutes added to the box in order to come to a stop.
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Boy, you guys sure look silly. I had ECU Doc do the upgrade for me and my box now goes 0-60 in under 1 second and 0-145 in 3 seconds. I bet you are all jealous now.
This is great news! Porsche will absolutely have to bring out a 986 GT4 conversion upgrade, to counteract all the people who will be bypassing the Cayman GT-4 and buying 986s with this upgrade instead. Porsche are going to look really silly for not figuring out how to do this themselves
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