$&*#@ old people

[extanker]

so i dry off from the shower and get dressed i take my dirty clothes in one hand and my wifes coffee mug in the other....take a wild guess which one i throw into the hamper and breaks....old people...go figure...now on the reason/excuse to the wife...she always looks foward to these tales....old people

[JTP]

Look on the bright side, atleast you're not at the point where you might have taken a crap in the hamper.

[extanker]

i/we should worry more about when we are at the point of being spoon fed....my wife said she gonna feed me stuff i hate...old people abuse

[tonycarreon]

Originally Posted by JTP

Look on the bright side, atleast you're not at the point where you might have taken a crap in the hamper.

or when you stand up to get out of bed... or laugh too hard, or sneeze.

[mikefocke]

so after last Xmas I put away the gadget we hang the wreath from. I put it away very carefully saying...now it will be easy to find next year.

Now it is next year ... guess what happened.

I could have changed my oil 3 times in the time I've been looking for the darn thing.

[JFP in PA]

................Mike who?

[extanker]

i got all ya ninjas beat....i think....wait..what are we talking about

[Jaxonalden]

Damn, here I thought it was just me. When I start wearing Depends, I know it will be down hill from there.

[extanker]

my wife is much younger than me [it aint easy] ive aged but never really matured.....i will stick my tongue out at her and make funny faces behind her back [knowing she sees me] once she said without looking up "i had hoped i would have gotten a few more years out of you before that behavior started"

[JFP in PA]

Originally Posted by Jaxonalden

Damn, here I thought it was just me. When I start wearing Depends, I know it will be down hill from there.

Just remember which end to put them on; can be more embarrassing than you might imagine...............

[jcb986]

Went to the store to buy some nice flannel p-jammy's...loved the Monkey on em. When I wore them the first time my wife said, where your glasses next time. Then I noticed in says, "Pet My Monkey. Now I wear em when I got to Walmart, just seems to fit with the folks there.

[JTP]

Originally Posted by jcb986

Then I noticed in says, "Pet My Monkey.

LOL! Reminds me of SNL's Sprockets with Mike Meyer as Dieter. "touch my monkey"

[Bobiam]

I can still climb into my Boxster! That's a good sign..........

Getting out is another story.......

[Brucelee]

If that is as bad as it gets, no issue.

Just be careful around the wife. Don't throw HER in the laundry basket.

[jcb986]

Originally Posted by Brucelee

If that is as bad as it gets, no issue.

Just be careful around the wife. Don't throw HER in the laundry basket.

I assume you are talking from experience concerning the laundry basket.