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Old 02-23-2018, 02:19 AM   #1
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Stolen Boxster for sale?

This is an ad for a Boxster in Joliet, IL. You think this car is stolen, or what?

2000 Porsche boxster auto paddle shift 6 cylinder needs repair mechanical special 145000 needs computer Or a computer immobilizer key switch they go for 300 to 500 runs but won't rpm convertable 4500 cash 779 707 6330
must go now need to sell today as to many cars land load up my ass if y wanna no more call 779 707 6330
cash no joy rides MUST SELL NOW ANY OFF THAT'S NOT A LOW BALL TYPE GET IT DON'T EVEN OFF A 2000 OR 2500 IT'S A 60000 DOLLAR

https://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/cto/d/2000-porsche-boxster/6495438034.html
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Old 02-23-2018, 04:16 AM   #2
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If I get Alzheimer's, it will be because I tried to read that.
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Old 02-23-2018, 06:08 AM   #3
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LOL

"no joy rides"

Well, umm isn't that b/c it doesn't run

Sometimes you wonder why people even waste their own time...
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Old 02-24-2018, 08:55 AM   #4
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Nothing bad ever happens in Joliet. Surprised the title isn't listed as 'missing'.
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Old 02-28-2018, 05:56 AM   #5
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Couldn't even read that English. You don't just buy the car you also buy the seller
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Old 02-28-2018, 06:19 AM   #6
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Is that a body bag hanging out of the trunk?
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Old 02-28-2018, 09:55 AM   #7
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That's why you shouldn't write adds while high on crack!
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Old 02-28-2018, 05:29 PM   #8
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This ad gave me herpes.

It’s that dirty and sketchy
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