| Rail26 |
08-11-2006 05:28 AM |
SD987, I would like to provide some insight into the vast depths of my character. Here is an excerp from my memoirs that should be hitting the New York Times Bestseller at any time: "I was educated by the government from 94-98 at the "school for boys on the Hudson". During this time, I was brainwashed by your tax dollars and spent four long years isolated in a vacuum on a very cold river. After this term in purgatory, I partied like a rock star in flight school to make up for the four years of no frat parties, limited girls, and limited fun. Unfortunately my liver failed and my maturity growth was stunted and I am forever stuck at 23. The downside is I have 3 feelings and I am unable to hold a serious conversation...the upside is I am told I am hiliarous while drunk." If you order now, you will not only recieve my memoirs, but you will receive this free video of a guy stopping a 70mph shopping cart with his butt. http://www.guzer.com/videos/cart_stop.php Griz, this ones for you.
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Originally Posted by SD987
"Another useless thread...."
I'd have to agree that practical application of the knowledge shared in this thread is rather limited.
However, I think Rail should get the benefit of the doubt when you take into consideration his canon of invaluable contributions, which have included insightful and thought-provoking gems, such as:
Op Ed and Nonfiction
Milk sell by date---07-14-2006
South America TV---05-25-2006
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?---01-21-2006
The Big Texan...72oz of goodness!---12-08-2005
Satan's ball point pen---09-11-2005
Has anyone seen my baseball?---07-13-2005
Technical Articles and White Papers
My flux capacitor is rattling!---02-14-2006
Boxster sucks at haulin' ice cream---01-30-2006
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