Dear new Porsche owner... - 986 Forum - The Community for Porsche Boxster & Cayman Owners

Brucelee · 07-25-2006, 03:00 PM

Pretty good stuff. Funny and sad at the same time.

Better luck in the future!

Rail26 · 07-25-2006, 03:10 PM

Dear Porsche,

Thanks for designing a solid windstop. I love the fact that my windstop is louder than my radio. I love that fact that my windstop shakes worse than Kathryn Hepburn on a cold day. I also want to thank you for charging me over 300 clams for it. Cheers Mate.

Your biggest fan,

LB

kabel · 07-25-2006, 03:17 PM

#2 is very funny, experienced that for the first six weeks or so

super66 · 07-25-2006, 10:15 PM

#2 I still have nightmares and again primarily cause of my friends on this forum consistenly reminding me of RMS failure....one interesting topic....I though it was just me but everyone once in a while my top just stops mid air and I have to hit the switch again or start to close then open again.....hmmmm.....

needless to say I still love the damn thing....but I'll let everything pile up before taking it into the dealer

PAH · 07-26-2006, 03:37 AM

Extremely amusing, and frighteningly true. I especially like #3.

As for the warranty covering everything that is not between the bumpers.....hmmm, don't think it is even as good as that.

I just had the gear selector fail - quoted £600 to fix. Not under warranty because it is a 'wear and tear' item. I guess Porsche gearbox kit is only designed to last 3 years then...