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Old 05-17-2016, 06:49 AM   #18
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Also you must remember the grief you will be caused by not buying an S model.
About a month after getting my 99 Base I started to noticed a change. First I ignored it. My voice got higher but very little at first. Then my penis started to shrivel. Then couldn't get it up at all let alone find it it got so small. It is almost unbearable. But I managed to get through the day. I was about to go see a priest, but that would just bring up bad memories. I've tried painting my brake callipers red and putting an S on the trunk. That didn't change anything, so back to stock. I am woken up some nights by Miata owners driving by laughing and pointing. The horror . . . the horror.
So think twice about purchasing a base model. You just don't need the grief.

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