Clueless at AutoZone

[jcslocum]

I like a good old made up story as much as the next guy. Why would a guy that knows what he wants call Autozone in the first place?? He KNOWS that they have to look it up by car, year, model, color, bucket or bench seat, etc.... No, they are not the old parts store guys and never will be.

[Pdwight]

A dear friend of mine was at Sears back in the early 90's, he went in to make a payment on his Sears card. Like most Men he went into the tool department and ask the first person he saw if he could make a payment at this register "Yes you can but it's not my department". So he wondered around and ask three other people wearing Sears name tags the same question....same answer...he walks over to a phone and picks it up and hits store intercom "There is a damn Sears Customer who wants to give Sears some money but no will take it...can someone please help me"....some guy in a tie came right over