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986_inquiry 09-20-2015 06:16 PM

Has your boxster every got you laid?
 
haha very funny... I know, juvenile, we didn't buy them to pick up women, but I'm going to ask anyway, because I have gotten laid because of the Porsche so I'm wondering if anyone else had similar experiences?

Editing for search engine purposes: porsche boxster sex do women like men in porsche boxsters?

CHRISP357 09-20-2015 06:28 PM

Extremely juvenile.
However, yes.

986_inquiry 09-20-2015 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CHRISP357 (Post 466870)
Extremely juvenile.
However, yes.

sorry, answer poll please, you answered before I finished writing the questions LOL

particlewave 09-20-2015 06:31 PM

I'm not at liberty to say.

litespeedp 09-20-2015 06:36 PM

HA!!!!!!!!!! Animal House moment!

Timco 09-20-2015 06:51 PM

My wife does not like my car, so no, not really.

BIGJake111 09-20-2015 07:26 PM

Gotta brag about beating bimmers and picking up girls, what is it that leaves you having to validate yourself all the time.


As for the question at hand.... I plead the fifth.

A much more interesting topic is the ergonomics of getting laid in the boxster......

RedTele58 09-20-2015 08:45 PM

Uh... Yes!

But my boyish charm and good looks had a great deal to do with it as well. :cool:

rick3000 09-20-2015 08:57 PM

A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.

Relevant link:
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2011/06/110616092647.htm

fridsten 09-20-2015 09:39 PM

Nope! But I've only had it for six weeks and I bought it together with my wife of 16 years...

DarkStar 09-20-2015 11:39 PM

Why would you buy a Boxster, if not to pickup chicks?

DrCactus 09-21-2015 02:36 AM

Best thing about the car is that it can hold twins in the passenger seat!!!

kk2002s 09-21-2015 03:31 AM

My father's 914 did for me when I borrowed it one night when I was 18.
That was 300 years ago.

Porsche Chick 09-21-2015 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkStar (Post 466909)
Why would you buy a Boxster, if not to pickup chicks?

I am obviously not using this car correctly.


:D

Perfectlap 09-21-2015 09:11 AM

This car can also attract all the wrong attention. A woman once approached me in a parking lot. Very attractive. She asked if she could give me her number. Confident..sounded too good to be true. We talked on the phone briefly where she told me she worked in that area managing a womens shoe store but would soon be launching a doggie treats brand. Ambitious. After two drinks...oh boy here comes the truth serum. She told me she was from Southern California and her father was a former producer for Aaron Spelling. So I ask how she ends up in NJ. :D "Well I was arrested at the airport here carrying a suitcase". What's in the suitcase? "Cannabis". How did it turn out? "I got three years in jail".
Wait a minute...you got three years on your first offense? "Not my first offense, I was hanging out with the boys from the wrong side of the tracks and was arrested in a boyfriend's stolen car and later stabbed said guy with a kitchen knife during an argument. By the way I'm actually married now and I have three kids at home but I'm looking to start over...."
:chicken:

Moral of the story... normal people don't date other normal people because of the brand of car the other person has. If they do it's simply degrees of crazy...

dxterity 09-21-2015 09:20 AM

I just asked my wife... She said "no"

steved0x 09-21-2015 09:34 AM

I said no, my wife hates riding in it, and especially getting in and out of it, and now that I have Recaro seats she really hates it :) But I also have a Toyota FJ Cruiser that is much roomier... :)

Carlisabadman986 09-21-2015 09:57 AM

Don't remember the exact quote but Deion sanders said something like "when you look good you feel good, when you feel good you play good, when you play good you get paid good"

Basically its not the fancy clothes/car that get you the girl its the confidence you get from the clothes/car.

RandallNeighbour 09-21-2015 10:17 AM

Answer is flatly no, but I did get screwed on the purchase and screwed repeatedly on repairs until I bought some tools and now I just get screwed on the cost of parts!

Giller 09-21-2015 10:58 AM

You need a Boxster to get laid? Man, you are doing something wrong!

BoxsterLS376 09-21-2015 11:20 AM

My cars only ever attract dudes, so no none of my cars have helped me to get laid. I need to take up yoga or something!~

Porsche Chick 09-21-2015 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoxsterLS376 (Post 466975)
My cars only ever attract dudes, so no none of my cars have helped me to get laid. I need to take up yoga or something!~

Here's a helpful hint for single guys: go to a grocery store and pick up a bouquet of flowers. Carry them around in your cart. The assumption will be made that you are going on a date (you must be dressed well), and therefore, available. Every woman in the store will look at you. One may even follow you out to your car.

At least that’s what happened to hubs last week:eek:, when he picked up a surprise bouquet for me.

Don’t worry, I often remind him that I AM the trophy wife. ;)

Porsche Chick 09-21-2015 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dxterity (Post 466952)
I just asked my wife... She said "no"

This made me laugh :D:D

My_Name_is_Dan 09-21-2015 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RandallNeighbour (Post 466966)
Answer is flatly no, but I did get screwed on the purchase and screwed repeatedly on repairs until I bought some tools and now I just get screwed on the cost of parts!

You must be the happiest man alive!

Fintro11 09-21-2015 03:15 PM

and here I thought bigjake would have made this thread lol

986_inquiry 09-21-2015 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by My_Name_is_Dan (Post 467006)
You must be the happiest man alive!

except he's the catcher not the pitcher in this situation :eek:

986_inquiry 09-21-2015 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Perfectlap (Post 466950)
This car can also attract all the wrong attention. A woman once approached me in a parking lot. Very attractive. She asked if she could give me her number. Confident..sounded too good to be true. We talked on the phone briefly where she told me she worked in that area managing a womens shoe store but would soon be launching a doggie treats brand. Ambitious. After two drinks...oh boy here comes the truth serum. She told me she was from Southern California and her father was a former producer for Aaron Spelling. So I ask how she ends up in NJ. :D "Well I was arrested at the airport here carrying a suitcase". What's in the suitcase? "Cannabis". How did it turn out? "I got three years in jail".
Wait a minute...you got three years on your first offense? "Not my first offense, I was hanging out with the boys from the wrong side of the tracks and was arrested in a boyfriend's stolen car and later stabbed said guy with a kitchen knife during an argument. By the way I'm actually married now and I have three kids at home but I'm looking to start over...."
:chicken:

Moral of the story... normal people don't date other normal people because of the brand of car the other person has. If they do it's simply degrees of crazy...

This is true.

I once had a prostitute get in the porsche. At a stoplight, she just walked up and got in.

I paid her $20 to get out.

Didn't seem like a bad area I was in but I guess it must have been.

She wasn't bad looking so I got her number :D but I was already on my way to get laid for free from a girl that also loved the Porsche so I didn't need to pay

I lock my doors now. :rolleyes:

EDIT: and before someone says "OMG U PAID 20 TO GET HER OUT?? YOU SHOULD HAVE...." the $20 was the simplest and fastest solution. I didn't have time to deal with police or bury a body.

BIGJake111 09-21-2015 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fintro11 (Post 467010)
and here I thought bigjake would have made this thread lol


Hey now, just because I am young doesn't mean I kiss and tell...

Well, I'd at least choose a better vernacular than "get laid."



It is great to use the car as a filter though, outside of gold diggers the car attracts the right type of girl as the kind of girl into a guy with a bro truck has no interest!

Retroman1969 09-21-2015 07:50 PM

With my lackluster "romantic history" I couldn't get lucky if I had a 12" solid gold penis that dispensed bon-bons!

kk2002s 09-22-2015 03:35 AM

Not Laid
Free hair styling

jb92563 09-22-2015 06:22 AM

Yes, I get Laid under the car when changing oil, spark plugs, after market mufflers etc. ;)

I know the car would help with casual sex too as its all about what goes on in the girls head that turns her on to you.

A classy suit, hot car and a witty attitude will get into her head in a powerful way and your carnal desires satisfied in short order IF you have the know how.

However if you think that the car alone will do it without the knowledge and game, then you'll be sadly disappointed.

The car can not make up for personality, its just like fishing, the car is a lure but its up to your knowledge and skill to be able to set the hook and reel her in.

jotoole 09-22-2015 08:53 AM

Embarrassment
 
This thread is an embarrassment to an otherwise very informative, useful site.
I'm no prude, check my bio.

Luv2Box 09-22-2015 09:04 AM

I did not have sex with that woman.:cheers:

jb92563 09-22-2015 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jotoole (Post 467108)
This thread is an embarrassment to an otherwise very informative, useful site.
I'm no prude, check my bio.

Well, we are driving the lowest rung Porsche so I suppose we are the kind that take embarrassment in stride, like water off a duck.

I hope all the military service has not robbed you of a sense of humor.

Even if it has, we can still accept you as you are.

https://youtu.be/dpXsqKi7nU0

jsceash 09-22-2015 02:07 PM

My wife says no. Although she likes the car she says it's too small.

Muskie 09-22-2015 03:35 PM

Another fine example of where the falling prices of Boxsters have led the ownership base towards...................What an eclectic bunch............:rolleyes:

Perfectlap 09-22-2015 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jb92563 (Post 467119)
Well, we are driving the lowest rung Porsche so I suppose we are the kind that take embarrassment in stride, like water off a duck.

100 986forum demerits!! :matchup:

I'll have you know we are driving the top tier Porsche that comes with a conventional engine in the middle, only two seats and soft top!! Heck not even all the Porsches since the 986 have even come with Porsche engines (cough Cayenne)... Consider yourself lucky sir!

But to your orginal point, I think an entry level Cayenne was cheaper than a base Boxster by a couple hundred at one point.

Mark_T 09-22-2015 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jsceash (Post 467155)
My wife says no. Although she likes the car she says it's too small.

The car, or...??

986_inquiry 09-22-2015 05:33 PM

well we're still at about 60% for owners that think the porsche helped somewhat so I guess that's a good sign :D

20% said no or didn't think it helped

and about 20% have no sense of humor :D which I accounted for, hence the question to catch the few humorless porsche owners ;)

Timco 09-22-2015 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark_T (Post 467183)
The car, or...??


http://i868.photobucket.com/albums/a...su21ccy5s.jpeg


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