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Old 08-12-2015, 06:32 AM   #61
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I'm so poor, I spent all day yesterday out looking for food to eat. Can't afford the store anymore.


I heard that if you chop it up and make it into a taco there is some kid out there who drops several of his daddies hundreds on it and tell you to keep all the change.

He expects you to spend that money all on the dollar menu though in purchases of value size curly fries.


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so much win in this thread!
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True, like sex and religion, keep it closed . . .but discussing the size of THE Unit, now that is really undignified & trashy.
I missed something. We're not allowed to talk about The Unit anymore?
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Old 08-12-2015, 09:08 AM   #64
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I missed something. We're not allowed to talk about The Unit anymore?
Wasn't he the Big Unit? Or just The Unit?
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The Big Unit, but I didn't want to bring up measurements.
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Old 08-12-2015, 01:45 PM   #66
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You poor fools don't even know what real food tastes like.....

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You poor fools don't even know what real food tastes like.....

The Cheesecake Factory Bro? You're too poor to go to Chucky Cheeses, and my daddy takes me there all the time and bribes the rat to sit at my table! And I'm only 24 with a receding hairline! Nothing but the best for me bro while you beg for my crumbs. You're sooooo poor!

poor!
poor!
poor!

Envy Me!

Envy Me!

Envy Me!

'Cause I'm so rich! Maybe...
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And I'm only 24 with a receding hairline!

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The Cheesecake Factory Bro? You're too poor to go to Chucky Cheeses, and my daddy takes me there all the time and bribes the rat to sit at my table! And I'm only 24 with a receding hairline! Nothing but the best for me bro while you beg for my crumbs. You're sooooo poor!

poor!
poor!
poor!

Envy Me!

Envy Me!

Envy Me!

'Cause I'm so rich! Maybe...









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Old 08-16-2015, 02:41 PM   #70
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You're bragging on a Porsche forum about how rich you are? A lot of people on here have money. The only thing that comes from flashing money is making yourself a target.
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Pretty-boy, metro-types like this hipster only know entitlement. He'll never experience satisfaction or real accomplishment like most do in their own achievements, unlike those who ride dad's coat tails.

He thinks I watched his gay videos? Nope. He thinks I want his wealth? Nope. He thinks I care how he lives? Nope.

Hey Johny kiddo, I MOCK you. And I enjoy it. I've done more good with my left pinky than you will ever experience. I didn't buy my neighbors house, I helped them put a roof on. I don't kick elderly people out, I help them cut downed trees from their yards.

Isn't there some site for the rich and metro to troll? We would be a better site and group of Porsche owners without you. We appreciate our cars and what it took to park one in our poor garages.
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Isn't there some site for the rich and metro to troll?
Would that be the internet equivalent of the Robb Report?
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Would that be the internet equivalent of the Robb Report?
That's for real wealthy readers, not the "selfie in the bathroom" wealth type.

This guy is the "poor, white trash" of the wanna be rich, lol. Talk about no clue....
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Now that's just sad.
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Pretty-boy,

Beg to differ.

You know when someone has to flaunt money it's because they are unhappy with something in their life that money can not buy.
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Beg to differ.

You know when someone has to flaunt money it's because they are unhappy with something in their life that money can not buy.
Actually, they do head transplants these days. That's the only way he will ever see life in any normal capacity. He's the guy who got a trophy for telling his servant which shoes he wants tied on his feet all by himself.
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Just when we thought he was gone.......
The wannabe little boy has to come back and polluted this forum with his BS narcissistic crap.

It really is sad that his parents are such losers that they raised such a poor example of a human being

No one cares how much money or what things they have because it doesn't matter to any of us. Some of us have much more and others have much less. The difference is none of us have the need or desire to tell everyone about it because we have self esteem.

Even his forum name reeks with self importance

DONT FEED THE TROLL
Just ignore him

If he asks for help
ignore him

if he makes stupid ignorant comments
ignore him

if he posts his irrelevant pictures and videos
ignore him


DONT FEED THE TROLL
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No one cares how much money or what things they have because it doesn't matter to any of us. Some of us have much more and others have much less. The difference is none of us have the need or desire to tell everyone about it because we have self esteem.
I don't see how it could be said any better.

Two things I feel like doing after all this:
Visiting my parents and giving them a big hug.
Sitting in a quiet field, staring at the wildflowers bobbing in the breeze under the deep blue sky and marveling at the wonder of it all.
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I'm not saying this to be funny or put him down, but just saying. Maybe?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asperger_syndrome
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This was entertaining.

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