03-30-2014, 09:42 AM
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My Boxster was kissed and fondled.
I went to Miami Beach last night and this morning when I go to wash the car, I notice a petite little hand print on the rear fender. It was done with some kind of greasy substance, don't want to know what it was.
So I walk around the car and upon further inspection, I see four little kisses on the front left fender, and hand prints on each rear fender and on the rear deck lid. Some body kissed my car and grabbed its butt.
My car is such a little trollop, blatantly cheating on me! I feel so dirty and violated, but in a good way.
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03-30-2014, 09:53 AM
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Was the greasy substance lip stick or ice cream?
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03-30-2014, 09:57 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jager
Was the greasy substance lip stick or ice cream?
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More like lipstick, maybe hair gel.
Ice cream? Eww.
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2000 Boxster 2.7l red/black
Previous cars
1973 Opel Manta
1969(?) Fiat 850 Convertible
1979 Lancia Beta Coupe
1981 Alfa Romeo GTV 6
1985 Alfa Romeo Graduate
1985 Porsche 944
1989 Porsche 944
1981 Triumph TR7
1989 (?) Alfa Romeo Milano
1993 Saab 9000
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03-30-2014, 10:50 AM
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Rennzenn
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This post really ought to have photos
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03-30-2014, 03:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by san rensho
More like lipstick, maybe hair gel.
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You sure it was hair gel? You know there was something about Mary......
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03-30-2014, 08:29 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by eicheldp
You sure it was hair gel? You know there was something about Mary...... 
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Considered the possibility. Glad I washed off with a brush on a four foot pole.
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2000 Boxster 2.7l red/black
Previous cars
1973 Opel Manta
1969(?) Fiat 850 Convertible
1979 Lancia Beta Coupe
1981 Alfa Romeo GTV 6
1985 Alfa Romeo Graduate
1985 Porsche 944
1989 Porsche 944
1981 Triumph TR7
1989 (?) Alfa Romeo Milano
1993 Saab 9000
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03-30-2014, 02:44 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jager
Was the greasy substance lip stick or ice cream?
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You don't want to know.
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03-30-2014, 02:46 PM
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Put your box on a curfew.
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03-30-2014, 03:05 PM
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I get many stares from youngsters (ages between 3 and 10) that will stop in the middle of cross-walks or sidewalks and just look at my Boxster. I have had children, mostly boys, stop in the middle of the cross-walk while holding their parents hand and point with their other hand at my car. Recently, driving slowly past an outdoor café, there was a young voice yell-out “nice car!” and I heard the parent tell them “nice ride” and then the young voice yelled-out “nice ride!.” My guess is that you had some young candy sticky, or French fry greasy, fingers and lips touch your car.
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03-30-2014, 03:18 PM
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Well honestly it's your boxsters fault, it invited them with its good looks and It ha it's top off.:troll:
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03-30-2014, 08:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jager
I get many stares from youngsters (ages between 3 and 10) that will stop in the middle of cross-walks or sidewalks and just look at my Boxster. I have had children, mostly boys, stop in the middle of the cross-walk while holding their parents hand and point with their other hand at my car. Recently, driving slowly past an outdoor café, there was a young voice yell-out “nice car!” and I heard the parent tell them “nice ride” and then the young voice yelled-out “nice ride!.” My guess is that you had some young candy sticky, or French fry greasy, fingers and lips touch your car.
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I was parked in clubland on the beach late at night. Don't think this was any kiddies. It was very deliberate. I'm just hoping it was female. Miami Beach is notorious for, well, a contraction for "transmission."
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1973 Opel Manta
1969(?) Fiat 850 Convertible
1979 Lancia Beta Coupe
1981 Alfa Romeo GTV 6
1985 Alfa Romeo Graduate
1985 Porsche 944
1989 Porsche 944
1981 Triumph TR7
1989 (?) Alfa Romeo Milano
1993 Saab 9000
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03-30-2014, 10:20 PM
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Right on j.fro......no pics, never happened.
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03-31-2014, 06:00 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TRPLBLK04
Right on j.fro......no pics, never happened.
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Yeah, I'm kicking myself for not taking photos. Oh well.
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2000 Boxster 2.7l red/black
Previous cars
1973 Opel Manta
1969(?) Fiat 850 Convertible
1979 Lancia Beta Coupe
1981 Alfa Romeo GTV 6
1985 Alfa Romeo Graduate
1985 Porsche 944
1989 Porsche 944
1981 Triumph TR7
1989 (?) Alfa Romeo Milano
1993 Saab 9000
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03-31-2014, 06:29 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by san rensho
Yeah, I'm kicking myself for not taking photos. Oh well.
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No problem. Just park it in the same spot again.
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03-31-2014, 06:57 AM
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I think someone mistook your car for "Sally Carrera" from Cars.
At least it got some extra lovin, but don't be jealous just be glad it wasn't raped by this guy. Man admits 'having sex' with 1,000 cars - Telegraph
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03-31-2014, 03:08 PM
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Where's Johnny Danger..... this is his format? Its not like him to pass up such an opportunity.
Its like the stage is set, the audience awaits... but so far no show?
Whereeeee'sss the Danger.
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03-31-2014, 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted by jb92563
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Wow. This guy needs some major therapy.
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1973 Opel Manta
1969(?) Fiat 850 Convertible
1979 Lancia Beta Coupe
1981 Alfa Romeo GTV 6
1985 Alfa Romeo Graduate
1985 Porsche 944
1989 Porsche 944
1981 Triumph TR7
1989 (?) Alfa Romeo Milano
1993 Saab 9000
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03-31-2014, 06:27 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jamesp
No problem. Just park it in the same spot again.
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I was thinking about that. Next time she (I hope) will leave her number.
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2000 Boxster 2.7l red/black
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1973 Opel Manta
1969(?) Fiat 850 Convertible
1979 Lancia Beta Coupe
1981 Alfa Romeo GTV 6
1985 Alfa Romeo Graduate
1985 Porsche 944
1989 Porsche 944
1981 Triumph TR7
1989 (?) Alfa Romeo Milano
1993 Saab 9000
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