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Johnny Danger 02-12-2014 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by BIGJake111 (Post 386259)
It depends on which reaches light speed first. :troll:

Sorry, I meant Walt Whitman.

TeamOxford 02-12-2014 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Danger (Post 386263)
Sorry, I meant Walt Whitman.

Walt Whitman, the sax player?

Just wonderin'.......

TO

BIGJake111 02-12-2014 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by TeamOxford (Post 386264)
Walt Whitman, the sax player?

Just wonderin'.......

TO

Say, why did he clean his engine?

TeamOxford 02-12-2014 05:20 PM

Because it was the first time he drove his Boxster in the rain.

DUH..............

TO

Johnny Danger 02-12-2014 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by TeamOxford (Post 386264)
Walt Whitman, the sax player?

Just wonderin'.......

TO

As in the 'Leaves of Light Speed'.

Lobo1186 02-12-2014 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Danger (Post 386252)
What would Thoreau say about that ?

Now that! is the question. Would Thoreau admonish the idea since the collective industrialism would further destroy the nature which he so adamantly wants to cloister himself in? Or, would he be a proponent since as he approaches the speed of light time and space comes to a stand still thus allowing him to perpetually " live deep and suck out all the marrow of life."


who the **************** knows.:confused:

coreseller 02-13-2014 02:04 AM

C'mon guys, we all know that it's the 911's that God really hates since they don't give Boxster owners the respect they and their cars are due.

Gotta run, I'm late for the bus...............

Eric G 02-13-2014 03:03 AM

...hum...at least we don't sit around on the vette forum worrying about IMS bearings all the time...just saying.

mountainman 02-13-2014 03:32 AM

Never cared much for corvettes, but it is a shame to see classic cars destroyed.

986_c6 02-15-2014 01:07 AM

There is a god because the Americans are kicking *ss with fiberglass, pushrod V8's, and leaf springs.

What a shame at what happened at the museum to vette enthusiasts, because the ones that got sunk were rare ones.


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