02-08-2014, 05:31 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Florida
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I refer to my Boxsters as the Silver one or the Blue one.
That sound better than it looked in print. Both are 10+...
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02-09-2014, 11:42 AM
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petrol head
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: United Kingdom, Stoke on Trent
Posts: 79
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I think maybe my box is the perfect female, always looks good, never answers back,always reacts to my wishes and really appreciates everything i do to her. Obviously not a human female then eh??
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02-09-2014, 05:42 PM
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#23
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: florida
Posts: 487
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boats and boxsters
my dad used to say boats are she because it takes alot to keep them looking pretty, just like the box, never mind keeping a black box pretty
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02-10-2014, 03:20 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: Dacula, GA
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I call mine the " Black Widow" but if my memory serves me correctly she was a women.
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02-10-2014, 03:56 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Ohio
Posts: 868
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My wife and I both refer to Schatzie as she or her. Many languages require gender identification. In German, die Auto is feminine.
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02-10-2014, 04:19 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: Virginia
Posts: 353
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Faye is most definitely a 'she'.
I mean come on! dat ass!
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02-10-2014, 09:59 AM
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2006 987
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: st. louis
Posts: 443
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Devact
My wife, who names ALL of her cars, asked me once if the Boxster was a he or a she. I said that it had to be a she, because no dude has curves like that. She agreed with that, then decided that the car also had to be a whore as well. I asked why, and her answer was "She's fast as hell, looks a little slutty, makes you misbehave then takes your money." How could I argue with that?
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Top 13 reasons Boxsters are mistresses:
1) more curves than any daily driver
2) encourages men to do bad things
3) gives you everything you want
4) rarely complains or nags like a gf or wife does
5) there when you need her, put away when you don't
6) she's much younger than you
7) waits for you instead of you waiting on her
8) beautiful headlights
9) takes all your money
10) likes playing rough and coming back for more
11) puts a smile on your face
12) like RawleyD said: "dat ass!"
13) like Porsche9 said: "I love it when I take her top off. "
yeah boxsters are definitely women but not the marrying kind
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2006 987 2.7 manual silver/black, PASM, OEM drilled rotors, heated seats
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Last edited by 986_inquiry; 02-10-2014 at 10:07 AM.
Reason: RawleyD's and Porsche9's comment
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02-10-2014, 01:17 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Land of naught
Posts: 1,302
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'Baby' is like God- beyond gender! And the first car I've ever named.
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02-10-2014, 01:28 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 8,709
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The Boxster will NEVER be a she because no matter how much guy fun you'll have ripping up the roads the Boxster will never ask you to go to the drugstore to pick up feminine products.
It will never ask you to go to your mother-in-laws house instead of the Golf course. It will never ask you to go on a 3 hour trip to Bed & Bath on your day off.
No female, no matter how high maintenance, is going to be at your beck and call without imposing the Lady Tax!!
If you know of such please let us know if she has a sister.
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02-10-2014, 03:26 PM
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2006 987
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: st. louis
Posts: 443
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Perfectlap
The Boxster will NEVER be a she because no matter how much guy fun you'll have ripping up the roads the Boxster will never ask you to go to the drugstore to pick up feminine products.
It will never ask you to go to your mother-in-laws house instead of the Golf course. It will never ask you to go on a 3 hour trip to Bed & Bath on your day off.
No female, no matter how high maintenance, is going to be at your beck and call without imposing the Lady Tax!!
If you know of such please let us know if she has a sister.
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sounds like you've had some bad experiences with women!!
You're describing long term girlfriends and wives. One-night stands and mistresses don't ask you to pick up feminine products, they don't ask you to go to in-laws (why would she?) and she would never ask to go shopping (again, that's not what she's there for) lol
wives and long term girlfriends are like toyotas. Dependable, bland, low-maintenance, everyone has one, etc.
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2006 987 2.7 manual silver/black, PASM, OEM drilled rotors, heated seats
1998 986 2.5 manual black/tan with bad engine = SOLD
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02-10-2014, 05:09 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: usa
Posts: 560
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Perfectlap
Also this car rarely whines in a bad way so it definitely can't be woman.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Perfectlap
The Boxster will NEVER be a she because no matter how much guy fun you'll have ripping up the roads the Boxster will never ask you to go to the drugstore to pick up feminine products.
It will never ask you to go to your mother-in-laws house instead of the Golf course. It will never ask you to go on a 3 hour trip to Bed & Bath on your day off.
No female, no matter how high maintenance, is going to be at your beck and call without imposing the Lady Tax!!
If you know of such please let us know if she has a sister.
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Point made. The boxster is a man.
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02-10-2014, 05:34 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Seattle
Posts: 274
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RedTele58
I refer to my 2000 Boxster as "The Slut".
Reasons:
- She's been passed around a whole bunch and I'm her 6th owner
- She came w/ no records or history and a spotty CarFax - obviously trying to hide her shady past
- I've spent a boatload of cash on her making her "look pretty" with frivilous things like carbon fiber, GT3 seats, painted trim pieces, BIGGER tires and wheels, spoilers, new nose, side skirts, etc. She ALWAYS wants something new and shiny
- After all the time and money I've spent on her, when I really, really need her to perform, she has a "headache", or a flat tire, which then takes more time and money to fix
- But... when she's on her game... she's smokin' hot. The harder I drive her, the better she performs...
I love my little Slut!
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LOL....that's so wrong it's great.
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Former: '02 BS and '08 C
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02-12-2014, 06:53 AM
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#33
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Hernando Beach, Florida
Posts: 444
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Sancha
Her name says it all.
If you don't know the translation....a derogatory name for "the other woman". My wife is also known to call her the ********************.
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2003 Boxster S, 6-spd, Seal Grey/Grey top
Ka is a wheel, and everything is 19
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