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Originally Posted by Devact
My wife, who names ALL of her cars, asked me once if the Boxster was a he or a she. I said that it had to be a she, because no dude has curves like that. She agreed with that, then decided that the car also had to be a whore as well. I asked why, and her answer was "She's fast as hell, looks a little slutty, makes you misbehave then takes your money." How could I argue with that?
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Top 13 reasons Boxsters are mistresses:
1) more curves than any daily driver
2) encourages men to do bad things
3) gives you everything you want
4) rarely complains or nags like a gf or wife does
5) there when you need her, put away when you don't
6) she's much younger than you
7) waits for you instead of you waiting on her
8) beautiful headlights
9) takes all your money
10) likes playing rough and coming back for more
11) puts a smile on your face
12) like RawleyD said: "dat ass!"
13) like Porsche9 said: "I love it when I take her top off. "
yeah boxsters are definitely women but not the marrying kind
