Johnny Danger Winter Workout Series 2014 !
While the driving season has long since been over for many us, and the "holiday gorge" has finally come to pass, there's no better time than the present to work-off those extra pounds than now - with the all new 2014 Johnny Danger Winter Workout Series ! Special thanks to the Danger Girls who took time off from their busy schedules as Peace Corps volunteers - to bring you this special installment.
* Members should consult their physicians before attempting any of these strenuous exercises. Anyone who has experienced symptoms of lumbago or an anal prolapse in the last 8 months should refrain from such activity.
* Johnny Danger Winter Workout Series is the trademark of Danger Industries in cooperation with Dennis Rodman Enterprises. Any violation thereof can lead to severe civil penalties and possible encampment in North Korea.
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