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Old 12-05-2013, 10:15 AM   #1
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Not a joke so much but a humorous anecdote.

I asked an elderly patient what he did during WWII, during his intake physical.

He answered: Chased P#$$! junior! Funny part was his 60 some year old son was sitting next to him shaking his head.

Gotta love Vets.
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Why are turds tapered?
To keep your a**hole from slamming shut.

7th grade
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Why are turds tapered?
To keep your a**hole from slamming shut.

7th grade
Jokes of that era are still some of the funniest to me.

My then 9 year old son some years back:

"Hey Dad, ya know what you can find in an empty nose?

Fingerprints.............."
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