12-04-2013, 07:17 PM
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jakesbox
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Charlotte NC
Posts: 759
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Knock knock
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2003 996 Twin Turbo X50, PCCB, polar silver / 2004 996 Carerra Cabriolet, midnight blue, cinnamon leather, IMS Pro / 2003 Artic Silver Boxster - Short Throw Shift, IMS Upgrade, Carerra Light Wheels, De-Snorked with Evoms Cold Air Intake, GHL Exhaust (Sold) / 2002 Seal Grey Boxster - Fabspeed Exhaust, Black powder coated wheels, Porsche stripes (Sold) / 2 -1957 356 A Speedsters (signal red and seal grey) (Sold) / 1989 944 Turbo (m030 S options)
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12-04-2013, 07:25 PM
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I am my own mechanic....
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Salt Lake City, UT
Posts: 3,432
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Quote:
Originally Posted by trimer
Knock knock
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Who's there??
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'04 Boxster S 50 Jahre 550 Spyder Anniversary Special Edition, 851 of 1953, 6-sp, IMS/RMS, GT Metallic silver, cocoa brown leather SOLD to member Broken Linkage.
'08 VW Touareg T-3 wife's car
'13 F150 Super Crew long bed 4x4 w/ Ego Boost
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12-05-2013, 07:50 AM
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jakesbox
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Charlotte NC
Posts: 759
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Timco
Who's there??
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..............Boo
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2003 996 Twin Turbo X50, PCCB, polar silver / 2004 996 Carerra Cabriolet, midnight blue, cinnamon leather, IMS Pro / 2003 Artic Silver Boxster - Short Throw Shift, IMS Upgrade, Carerra Light Wheels, De-Snorked with Evoms Cold Air Intake, GHL Exhaust (Sold) / 2002 Seal Grey Boxster - Fabspeed Exhaust, Black powder coated wheels, Porsche stripes (Sold) / 2 -1957 356 A Speedsters (signal red and seal grey) (Sold) / 1989 944 Turbo (m030 S options)
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12-05-2013, 08:10 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Greensboro, NC
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Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy
negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.
The other day I came home and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked
him, 'Why?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'
My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't have had anything to play with.
I'm so ugly my father carried around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
I'm so old, I could go tomorrow. As a matter of fact, I hope I do go
tomorrow... I didn't go today.
Who gave us these great one liners?
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2000 Boxster - Loved and sold
1999 911 Cabriolet - Also loved and sold.
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12-05-2013, 08:29 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Agoura Hills (LA) So.Cal.
Posts: 1,574
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fullthrottle52
Who gave us these great one liners?
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Rodney Dangerfield
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1995 Porsche C4 Cab
2016 BMW M2, 6 Speed LBB - ED 7/2016
1997 993 Cab - Sold; 1997 993 Turbo - Sold
2001 Boxster S - Original Owner - 30K Miles -SOLD
Last edited by Chuck W.; 12-05-2013 at 08:31 AM.
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12-05-2013, 05:29 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Ohio
Posts: 2,029
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chuck W.
Rodney Dangerfield
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A few more from one of my favorite comedians of all time...
--I don’t get no respect. Every time I get on an elevator, the elevator attendant always asks me the same question: “Basement?”
--I don’t get no respect. Lots of women get morning sickness when they’re pregnant; my mom got sick after I was born.
--This steak is so tough it still has the marks where the jockey was kickin’ it
--I don’t get no respect. The other day I was standing outside my hotel and the doorman told me to call him a cab.
--Hey, somebody step on a duck?
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12-05-2013, 07:31 PM
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I am my own mechanic....
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Salt Lake City, UT
Posts: 3,432
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Frodo
A few more from one of my favorite comedians of all time...
--I don’t get no respect. Every time I get on an elevator, the elevator attendant always asks me the same question: “Basement?”
--I don’t get no respect. Lots of women get morning sickness when they’re pregnant; my mom got sick after I was born.
--This steak is so tough it still has the marks where the jockey was kickin’ it
--I don’t get no respect. The other day I was standing outside my hotel and the doorman told me to call him a cab.
--Hey, somebody step on a duck?
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I tell ya, I get no respect.......
When my dog humps my leg, he won't even look me in the eye!
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'04 Boxster S 50 Jahre 550 Spyder Anniversary Special Edition, 851 of 1953, 6-sp, IMS/RMS, GT Metallic silver, cocoa brown leather SOLD to member Broken Linkage.
'08 VW Touareg T-3 wife's car
'13 F150 Super Crew long bed 4x4 w/ Ego Boost
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