08-08-2013, 05:03 PM
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Still Have the Original Windshield Washer Fluid !
The Dangermobile still has it's original windshield washer fluid ! You know the oem stuff that smells like an Alsatian monkey's bunghole. Try and top that !!
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08-08-2013, 05:11 PM
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weve been down this road before so I have to ask...you thinkin 3-4 additional horsepower with that? I know that a gallon of the aftermarket stuff weighs more than a gallon of the super cool OEM stuff so has to be 3-4 HP? and smelling like a bunghole? At least a better 0-60 time with that. Lucky. Mine is not original and smells more like a bad fart after a burrito...
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08-08-2013, 05:13 PM
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I know you were shooting for the elusive 30K first oil change mark before the LN IMS change interrupted your plans but holy moly. Did Karen Black come to you in a dream? Can't believe I beat you that one..........................
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08-08-2013, 05:22 PM
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How do you know what an Alsatian monkey's bunghole smells like ?
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08-08-2013, 05:25 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe B
How do you know what an Alsatian monkey's bunghole smells like ?
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You think that's really fluoride they put in the water ?
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08-08-2013, 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by coreseller
I know you were shooting for the elusive 30K first oil change mark before the LN IMS change interrupted your plans but holy moly. Did Karen Black come to you in a dream? Can't believe I beat you that one..........................
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Also, the cigarette lighter has never been depressed !
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08-08-2013, 05:38 PM
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I've never honked my horn (91,000 miles) .
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08-08-2013, 06:37 PM
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Original Windshield Washer Fluid? I don't even have the original Windshield.
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08-09-2013, 03:30 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny Danger
The Dangermobile still has it's original windshield washer fluid ! You know the oem stuff that smells like an Alsatian monkey's bunghole. Try and top that !!
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Why Alsatian ?
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08-09-2013, 05:00 AM
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Originally Posted by The French Dude
Why Alsatian ?
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The name "Alsace" can be traced back to Old High German - Ali-saz or Elisaz. In this case, "das monkey".
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08-09-2013, 06:15 AM
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What's a bunghole?
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08-09-2013, 06:20 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny Danger
Also, the cigarette lighter has never been depressed !
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My turn signals still have shrink wrapping on them.
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08-09-2013, 06:27 AM
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Actually I am Alsatian.
My version is : Alsace in Alsatian language is Elsass. "El" from Ell that is the river that runs through the region. And "sass" from the german verb "Sitzen" that mean sit.
So I am a little confused concerning the monkey thing. Besides a touristic zoo where some little monkey are I never saw some in Alsace !
But it's a funny thing to read something about Alsace on a US Porsche Forum !
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08-09-2013, 07:12 AM
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Here you go Frenchie old chap
A Sanctuary for Barbary Macaques in Alsace: Montagne des Singes
They are Barbary Macaques (the mountain monkey') living in Alsace.
Ergo, an Alsatian Monkey in the same way as i am an English Man.
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08-09-2013, 07:52 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ekam
What's a bunghole?
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It's located on the primary cats.
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08-09-2013, 07:55 AM
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Originally Posted by The French Dude
Actually I am Alsatian.
My version is : Alsace in Alsatian language is Elsass. "El" from Ell that is the river that runs through the region. And "sass" from the german verb "Sitzen" that mean sit.
So I am a little confused concerning the monkey thing. Besides a touristic zoo where some little monkey are I never saw some in Alsace !
But it's a funny thing to read something about Alsace on a US Porsche Forum !
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There's also the mentioning of an Alsatian bludgeon in the Tarot !
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08-09-2013, 07:56 AM
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Originally Posted by EssexPorsche
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Whoa, it's British Animal Planet to the rescue !
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08-09-2013, 09:26 AM
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Hrmm never knew trunk monkey had to undergo emissions testing...
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08-09-2013, 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted by EssexPorsche
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It's what I said... A zoo for tourists with some Atlas mountains monkeys... English man...
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08-09-2013, 12:14 PM
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I hate to take it off topic to talk about windshield washer fluid, but I can't believe how much fluid my 02 holds. I got the low level light and it took the entire jug gallon when I topped it off. I actually looked under the car to see if it was leaking.
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