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Old 03-13-2013, 06:59 AM   #1
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New Car Wax

I just picked up a jar of this new wax. I'm hoping it's as good as they claim.


Mitchell and King Launches $97,060 Most Expensive Car Wax
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Old 03-13-2013, 08:16 AM   #2
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Is it made from ground unicorn horns?
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Is it made from ground unicorn horns?

From the labia majora of mermaids is what I was told ?
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From the labia majora of mermaids is what I was told ?
hmmmm.....salty
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There's no way I can afford that. I'm going to see if my neighbor wants to go half-ers on a jar.
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From the labia majora of mermaids is what I was told ?
Good God you are a sick individual....................

Yes, I had to look it up................
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From the labia majora of mermaids is what I was told ?
I didn't know mermaids even had such parts! Where are they to be found...hidden beneath a layer of green scales?? Sounds fishy to me (pun intended!) Hmmmm...
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Reverse mermaid, duh!
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Apparently pectorals as well.
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I tried some of this fancy stuff on the D-mobile today. Great wax, but unfortunately I spilled quite a bit of it in the process.
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That's nothing. Real men use more masculine rims..
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Apparently pectorals as well.
I don't know about labia majora, but she certainly has majora starfish pillows.

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That mermaid bought herself two permanent bouys... she's officially sink-proof.
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Yes, I had to look it up................
You don't know what a mermaid is? :-p
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