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Old 11-22-2005, 03:56 PM   #1
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Husband #11

A young man married a beautiful woman who had
previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding
night, she told her new husband, "Please be
gentle; I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if
you've been married ten times?"

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept
telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never
really sure how it was supposed to function, but he
said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything
checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get
the system up.

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew
he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able
to deliver.

Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the ba! sic
process but wanted three years to research, implement,
and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew
how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a
product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was
talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did
was...God, I miss him!

But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"
"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"
"You're with the Government. This time I KNOW I'm
gonna get SCREWED!

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