Alarm/passenger door/windows inop

[bigdog]

Hi, just bought a 1998 boxter and have had a bit of bad luck. I closed the car with the key like always, and 4 -5 days later went to open and:
1. Drivers door unlocks, but passengers cannot be opened.
2. Electric windows do not work.
3. Inside lights do not work as usual when doors open.
4. While I'm driving around, the inside lock light stays lit, and can't be shut off.
4. The car starts perfectly, radio works, lights work, horn everything else is groovy.
The battery seems fine as I say, car starts without hesitation.

Now, I checked the fuses twice, and with a multimeter, and all are okay. Check diaghrams on the net, and there are not relays for the things that are out. I have no idea whats up. Can't use the car because one window isn't all the way up, and can't alarm it. Please, please help me.