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Old 05-23-2012, 04:37 AM   #1
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Romantic Nightcap

Me and my "bird" partook in a romantic nightcap the other evening . I couldn't resist cutting some cheese to add to the mood . Nice bouquet, but let things breathe a little afterwards .

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Old 05-23-2012, 09:19 AM   #2
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I couldn't resist cutting some cheese to add to the mood . Nice bouquet, but let things breathe a little afterwards .
Your farts?
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Nice bird...I like Red heads....
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Old 05-23-2012, 01:06 PM   #4
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As the Great Bard (the one before Jager) used to say:

"A man may break a word with you, sir, and words are but wind

Ay, and break it in your face, so he break it not behind."

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Your farts?
Who farted ? Not me .
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My birds' eyes are like the setting sun,
In my yellow nine-eight-six she’s plenteous fun;
Cabernet wine is far redder than her lips' red,
If hairs be silk, golden silk grows on her head;
I have smelled countless roses, red and white,
Her perfumes provide similar delight;
But no such roses I sense near her cheeks,
For some reason my bird suddenly reeks!
I love to hear her speak, soft evening breeze,
But hark; I believe she just cut the cheese;
That nightcap had a far more pleasing sound,
My bird squawked, time to hit the ground;
A wine bouquet meant to breathe, tis not,
My once attractive bird, now not quite as hot;
And yet, by heaven, in my Boxster uptown,
Swiftly push the button, relief, convertible top down.
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Old 05-24-2012, 05:06 AM   #7
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My birds' eyes are like the setting sun,
In my yellow nine-eight-six she’s plenteous fun;
Cabernet wine is far redder than her lips' red,
If hairs be silk, golden silk grows on her head;
I have smelled countless roses, red and white,
Her perfumes provide similar delight;
But no such roses I sense near her cheeks,
For some reason my bird suddenly reeks!
I love to hear her speak, soft evening breeze,
But hark; I believe she just cut the cheese;
That nightcap had a far more pleasing sound,
My bird squawked, time to hit the ground;
A wine bouquet meant to breathe, tis not,
My once attractive bird, now not quite as hot;
And yet, by heaven, in my Boxster uptown,
Swiftly push the button, relief, convertible top down.
Behold ! It's the secret love child of the Bronte sisters !!!!!!!!
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Old 05-24-2012, 08:11 AM   #8
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Forsooth!! All hail His Majesty Jager!

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