10-05-2013, 05:53 PM
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You'd be amazed at what the SWC (Strategic World Command) can do via satellite.  |
SWC?? I think I need to consider what this commercial is telling me:
John Danger - YouTube
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10-05-2013, 06:16 PM
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That wimp would get his a** handed to him by a group of Campfire Girls. What a disgrace to the name Danger !
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10-05-2013, 06:28 PM
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Danger, danger
I received a suspicious packet today in the mail.
My confidential clearance expired when I left Boeing.
Where's Elizabeth Keen when you need her?
Anyone know the number for the CDC?
Does anyone dare open it without the bomb squad present?
Maybe if I drench it in Mobil 1, it will self destruct.
What to do, what to do..........
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10-05-2013, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Spinnaker
I received a suspicious packet today in the mail.
My confidential clearance expired when I left Boeing.
Where's Elizabeth Keen when you need her?
Anyone know the number for the CDC?
Does anyone dare open it without the bomb squad present?
Maybe if I drench it in Mobil 1, it will self destruct.
What to do, what to do..........
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I received one of those packages but only after it went through my Security/Protection screening... The package was cleared, see attached:
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10-05-2013, 06:46 PM
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I received one of those packages but only after it went through my Security/Protection screening... The package was cleared
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OK, I think I got an idea. If I drive with the bleeder valve open, it will purge anything that may have been cleverly hidden within the contents. Just need to get up to 88mph and keep the flux capacitor filled with yellow banana peels.
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10-06-2013, 05:30 AM
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You're in for an experience of unbridled musical pleasure !
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10-13-2013, 07:01 PM
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A must for any "romantical" evening.
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10-24-2013, 06:07 PM
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Can't forget this one !
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11-09-2013, 07:24 PM
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Dog Goes Woof
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11-10-2013, 04:36 AM
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My ears bled - followed by profuse vomiting after I watched that. 
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11-10-2013, 04:37 AM
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I feel better now. 
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11-10-2013, 04:40 AM
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I feel better now.
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She looks and sounds like a cross between Rod Stewart and Tom Petty.............
Getting Closer JD 
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11-10-2013, 05:27 AM
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The Original:
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11-10-2013, 11:26 AM
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My ears bled - followed by profuse vomiting after I watched that. |
Wow JD… These guys saw your negative post criticizing their music and they released this song today (looks like they are trying to get on your “good side”). The report states, "Johnny Danger is the only individual in the state of Massachusetts that has listened to our music so far, we are trying to change that".
Ylvis - Massachusetts [Official music video HD] (Explicit Lyrics) - YouTube
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11-10-2013, 12:10 PM
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Wow JD… These guys saw your negative post criticizing their music and they released this song today (looks like they are trying to get on your “good side”). The report states, "Johnny Danger is the only individual in the state of Massachusetts that has listened to our music so far, we are trying to change that".
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I'll be keeping my dual citizenship in Uruguay now.
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11-11-2013, 07:44 PM
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Okay JD, this is because NOTHING can represent schlock music and the antithesis of Boxster than this.
chevy van - YouTube
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11-11-2013, 08:10 PM
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Okay JD, this is because NOTHING can represent schlock music and the antithesis of Boxster than this.
chevy van - YouTube
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This is more like it !
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11-24-2013, 05:37 PM
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The mere thought of selling or trading the Dangermobile - conjured this song.
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11-25-2013, 05:58 PM
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The mere thought of selling or trading the Dangermobile - conjured this song.
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Ha! I had the same thought when reading your thread on possibly selling the DM.
Ironic #1 hit from him considering he's been married 5 times.
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01-04-2014, 07:53 PM
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My ears bled - followed by profuse vomiting after I watched that. |
Perhaps you'd like this version better?
What Does My Girl Say? - SNL Highlight - YouTube
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