How to protect your car from your kids?

[renzop]

Get a little garage (shed) for their stuff and keep them out of daddy's garage.

Other solutions:

1) Rewire your battery tender for 240 volt
2) Surroud the car with bathtubs or beds. Many children hate bathtime and bedtime.
3) Hide lots of candy in the garage far away from the car
4) It's a little late now, but have you thought of a vasectomy?

[jcb986]

Send them off until they can drive...

[Livn Lyf]

if ever a situation screamed for Duct Tape this is it.

if you shave the kids first, it's easier to remove later.

I need a brain - where do I find one? LOL

[Flavor 987S]

If you feed your children, they will be forever hungry. But, if you teach them to fish, they will feed themselves for a lifetime.