I'm a douchebag!

[Jaxonalden]

OK, how about this; I tell my co-workers I'm going to buy a Sienna mini-van for the convenience of hauling our two year old, and does it ever! One guy asks "You trading in your Porsche?" (as he snickers under his breath because he can't stand it that I drive one). I say "No, keeping it and all my other toys".

So that makes me a Double Douche (as I steal a line from the movie Roadhouse).

[Brucelee]

C'mon guys, don't be so easily provoked. People with a lack of confidence in themselves will always be with us. This is pretty much the only thing they can do with their lives.

As Mom always told us, "consider the source!"

[Immortal1520]

Yeah, I can be pretty douchey at times. Hopefully that whole moniker of "you are what you eat" doesn't apply here though.