What does/would your Spoiler Decal Read?

I am not a big fan of stickers, decals or badges. But, how about:

"If you can read this decal, you are too fuc$ing close to my bumper!"

[NickCats]

I still want a spoiler decal that says "986forum.com" :

"986forum" decals?????Come on!

Nick

[Tool Pants]

I still want one that says Kills Bucks Fast.

[Gary in BR]

This is mine:

[jmatta]

"GET Off MY ARSE"

[pcar-yvr]

"Catch Me If You Can"

[RandallNeighbour]

Mine says "MACH SCHNELL" in Porsche lettering, all caps.

I used to have a photo of it but I can't find it to post it.

Never forget the cop whose pulling you over to possibly write you a speeding ticket will read whatever you put on the spoiler. It goes up at 70 but doesn't come down until you drop below 50.

Put something like "catch me if you can" on it and well, you're not getting a verbal warning from that cop, that's for sure!

I'm in the same boat with any cop who knows a little German... but I've yet to get stopped for speeding, thanks to my trusty V1.

[LoveBunny]

I never knew you could stick a sticker under the spoiler. I've never seen mine up so I never considered it.

What does "mach schnell" mean? I highly doubt any of the cops around here read German.

[Dr. Kill]

Hmm, this seems like a good place to put my NRA Lifetime Member stickers...

Originally Posted by LoveBunny

I never knew you could stick a sticker under the spoiler. I've never seen mine up so I never considered it.

LB, you should get one that simply says, "LoveBunny". I'll bet that will help you find that house-cleaning-laundry-doing-grocery-shopping-all-around-good-guy within 6 months.

[RandallNeighbour]

Originally Posted by LoveBunny

What does "mach schnell" mean? I highly doubt any of the cops around here read German.

Mach Schnell means Go Fast! or Go faster!

It was made popular when Hogan's Heroes was running in prime time. The fat guard used to bark it and the prisoners all the time.

[LowFlyR]

Originally Posted by RandallNeighbour

Mine says "MACH SCHNELL" in Porsche lettering, all caps.

I used to have a photo of it but I can't find it to post it.

Never forget the cop whose pulling you over to possibly write you a speeding ticket will read whatever you put on the spoiler. It goes up at 70 but doesn't come down until you drop below 50.

Put something like "catch me if you can" on it and well, you're not getting a verbal warning from that cop, that's for sure!

I'm in the same boat with any cop who knows a little German... but I've yet to get stopped for speeding, thanks to my trusty V1.

Well, sometimes you get lucky. I got of with warning with this:

[LoveBunny]

rick3000, that looks really good in red, better than I'd pictured.


As far as getting pulled over, nothing can be worse than when people put stickers about smoking pot on their car. I mean, why don't you just put "Hello, Officer, I'm stoned" on your bumper.