Boxster Trash talk

[BAYTRAN7]

Hey guys,
i'm new here but i've been following this forum for about a year now, i own a 98 boxster with a few mods (will post a pic soon), I was reading a few car/truck forums today and ran across this funny post. It always makes me smile when i see comparisions about speed with the boxster. anyways here's the post
RE: Beat a Porche Boxster??
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I'm not worried, bud. Yuppies talk on the damn cell phone too much to drive well. And besides, the REAL Porsche guys have the all-wheel-drive twin-turbo 911's and Carrera 4's. The Boxster is what you buy your rich tennis-playin' stay-at-home MILF. But then again, all I paid for my beer haulin drag racer was $21000 drive-off-the-lot. So, I'm not worried.

2000 Dakota Sport Loaded
4.7, 5spd, 3.55
15.48 @ ~87~

and here's the link http://www.dodgedakotas.com/boards/per/851.html

My car isn't that fast in acceleration but to me it sure is fun to drive.

the boxster has a shape no other car can ever hope to have. Yer sure if someone wants power they go for a 996 turbo but thats doesnt make the boxster a bad car. The boxster has shape, design, perfromance and it has good power also. I mean the standard boxster 1998 kicks a subura imprezzas ass!

we all hear the stories boxster aint a real porsche and if that was true why does everyone smile and always give me thumps up.. i think its people who are very jellous say those things..

theres always people on message boards who slag the boxster they need to get a life or even better get a boxster!

i have a 1998 boxster also mate and yer its a wicked car!
I love it!

they forget the boxster is the ONLY true 2 seater sports car!
Every review i always see on TV the boxster always wins..
most people who slag the boxster have proberly been refused credit for one...

[Pilot2519j]

Screw what people say.There is no substitute but a Porsche! Imagine three, side by side, a Porsche 996, my Porsche Boxster S, and a 944. Everyone that passed was gawking at all three Porsches, wishing they were driving our cars. We all split up waved and continued on daily trip to work with a big smile in our faces.

[Alienz]

This thread on that site is funny. These ppl are jealous because they can't afford a Boxster so they try as hard as they can to trash the car and it's owners by calling them yuppies.

[Lux]

Funny stuff. Future gas station attendants over there. What's wrong with being a young urban professional? What's wrong with enjoying the finer things in life? That's right...nothing! You only go around once...better make it a good one!

[Alienz]

After bashing Porsche owners, they say if you are a true POrsche fan you should either own a C4 or 911 turbo! They try to justify not being able to own a Porsche by belittling it. Well, if your Dakota was up there in the first place, you wouldn't try to trash Porsches or any other high performance cars for that matter.

[cruzmssle]

Yup....agreed my fellow boxster pals....seems the only people that bash boxster's are those who dont own one....When the top is down, my 2001 S turns more heads than I can shake a stick at! On top of that you can never find anyone who wants to mess with ya at a stoplight!....anyways...just my 2 cents on the car I will probably have for the next 20yrs!...see ya on the road

[Boxstergirl77]

I hear the same crap every time I go to a drivers ed or an autocross. Everyone makes fun of my car. I do say I am the one with the last laught. They always have to give me a pass on the track b/c I am on there tail in the turns. The last autocross I had better times then the older 911 and I am even a girl

first of all... nice looking boxster boxster girl... i wish we had white in the UK, i searched and rearched but couldt find one... i had to go for black..

anyways who said the boxster isnt fast... this baby is 1 second faster than the ferrari enzo!
Now this is FAST!

[Boxstergirl77]

Originally posted by porsche986
first of all... nice looking boxster boxster girl... i wish we had white in the UK, i searched and rearched but couldt find one... i had to go for black..

anyways who said the boxster isnt fast... this baby is 1 second faster than the ferrari enzo!
Now this is FAST!

Thanks for the comment on my car. I sure love to drive it. I need more of you guys to be in ohio to back me up. I know it is a great fast car and I don't need anyone to tell me it isn't. I have given up on argueing back. I just smile and walk away I don't want them to get a big head

[BAYTRAN7]

you guys love your boxsters as i do mine, wax it almost every weekend for 2 years now. I've done a few mods on it like b&b tri-flow, b&m ssk, k&n filter, crossed drilled rotors. when i first got it, i used to take it to the drag alot and race alot of my friends or drive it pretty hard, but now i pretty much use it to relax by putting the top down and cruising, I think the boxster was more built IMO to just cruise and relax, i've never had a car give me more driver enjoyment then this one. I took off the b&b (didn't notice any hp gain) because it was way too loud for my taste and I couldn't have conversations with my passengers and the k&n filter (bad choice) for the maf sensors.

[BAYTRAN7]

here's my baby