Cleaning The Box (I am Lazy!)

[JCL12]

Hi all,

Sorry for this post, as I will assume it is partially redundant. However, I couldn't find what I was looking for with the search. Here is some background about my box (probably very different from many of you):

-I drive it about 4 times per week in rural NY
-The car gets lots of miles and loves to attract bugs
-I have no bra
-I keep the car outside 100% of the time (no garage)
-I somewhat lazy and would prefer not to have to clean my car
-I cannot wash my car in my apt. complex

Advice/Q's I have:

1) Is sending the box through an auto-car wash a poor idea?
2) What about bringing the box to a DIY station (powerwash + whatever soap/crap wax they have)
3) If I pay a place to do it for me, what should I be looking for?
4) To wax or not to wax, that is the question!
5) Any suggestions for products (both exterior and interior)?
6) What is the best way to clean crud off from under the car after a nasty winter+ road salting? (I may winter garage the car)

Thanks for the advice!