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Old 04-24-2007, 03:48 PM   #21
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Forget the list, what about those lime green rims

Yep, an 18 year old kid with a silver RSX that has GREEN wheels?? THAT right there says 'RICER DOUCHBAG' to me!

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Have you every seen Mellisa Ethridge?

I am afraid of her!

Come to my window I'll be home soon, I ain't going she intimidates me too :chicken:
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Old 04-24-2007, 04:00 PM   #23
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OK call me a pig but this is much more interesting IMHO http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m97/rakkasan318719/BootyVoteDOTcom-mgw-02.jpg
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Old 04-24-2007, 04:27 PM   #24
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you're right Franco, those dudes definitely have better avatars or whatever they are than we do!
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I bet there is a reason they don't show her face.
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Old 04-24-2007, 07:17 PM   #26
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There was this kid in an srt-4 trying to race me, I played around with him by revving my engine some and taking off on him, but his car sounded like ********************. Like it had a cold. Itd go fafafafaffa like a shivering, and when hed get on it it'd go kasheeeeesh just like a sneeze. He put a horrible ebay exhaust on that made me want to piss my pants laughing.
Oh ya, you guys are saying how they are dumb and can't spell, the title of this thread is wrong, lol.
Green rims... unless your in san francisco that won't be cool....
Better avatars, yes, their site has a childish mindset for a younger audience. I bet if 98% of boxsters were owned by under 24 y/o's this site would be MAJORLY different. More liberal, but it would lack the education normal human beings.
 
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According to the RSX forum post (douchebag == "anyone that has a better car than mine")

So, I'm going to say that my top 10 douchebag cars are...

1. Porsche Carrera GT: You've got to be a serious douchebag to drive a car this great.

2. Pagani Zonda F: 2600 lbs, mid-engine NA AMG V12, Italian style - total douche-mobile

3. Ferrari F430: Please, let me hold that bag to your crotch ma'am

4. Koenigsegg CCXR : C'Mon, it's got a Ford block, douche-arama*

5. Lamborghini Gallardo Superleggara : 4wd, that douchbag can drive when the road is frozen!

(actually, at this point I started to run out of cars I like more than the Boxster S, but I'll still try to keep it funny)

6. 2007 Corvette Z06 : Bah, only a total douche would drive a car with push-rods

7. '03 Camaro SS : (Had to take one from their list) They're right, cars that can affordably be set up to run 10's in the 1/4 mile are only run by the stingiest of douchebags

8. Spec Miata: For the dochebag that wasn't born with a silver paddle shifter in his hand.

9. Damn, I'm going to have to include a 986 S because I can't think of any more cars that I respect enough to poke fun at.

10. BMW E46 M3 : I'd feel bad if I left it out of any list of douchbag cars, even one that isn't for actual douchebag cars.

*note: the CCXR actually uses a custom block based on a Ford block
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I definitely think Boxsters should be on the list for the simple fact that I drive one.
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I bet there is a reason they don't show her face.

But she has pretty socks.
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dude...thats is so freaking funny...hahahahahaha! but i don't know if MN Boxster would take that
Actually he took it pretty good... he placed me on his ignore list and told me to not ask him for any help..... wait i guess he didnt take it pretty good
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Old 04-25-2007, 01:55 AM   #31
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"Imagine the dumb stuff they would make up about the boxster if they found out about our thread about there thread LOL good thing we have a secret weapon... MNboxster! lol"

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@ CJ....oooops

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Hey, if Richard Kwei is advising you, I would listen.

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I'm just surprised that the guy USED and even correctly SPELLED the word 'bourgeois' when describing the Mustang.
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I listen to most of the advice here..especially coming from you and richard! Don't want to get kicked out of this room

Promise..CJ and I will behave

heyyaahhh...CJ, back to your cage
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amen...

I was at a stop light the other day in not the greatest of downtowns, an old man was crossing the street and he had that typical grim look on his face of elderly people who are choosing between medicine and a hot dog for dinner. He looked over at me and looked at the car and shot me a smile and gave me a nod of the head.
C'mon guys be nice like the old guy!
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Better avatars, yes, their site has a childish mindset for a younger audience. I bet if 98% of boxsters were owned by under 24 y/o's this site would be MAJORLY different. More liberal, but it would lack the education normal human beings.

You're right about that... the car I traded in on the Boxster was a Hyundai Tiburon... and the site I frequented was loaded with kids in their teens and early twenties. Definitely a lower level of maturity there than here, PPBB or Renntech.
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"Imagine the dumb stuff they would make up about the boxster if they found out about our thread about there thread LOL good thing we have a secret weapon... MNboxster! lol"

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Although it wasnt mean as a "Flame" and more of a humorous way to help the other forum member participate in the comedy, but point taken and note to self....(member more sensitive than I thought) So ill makesure I think some more about my posts before posting them. Thanks!
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Hi,

I think this thread is useless… (note to self – people who know less about Cars than Bill Clinton knows about celibacy, are probably more comfortable in a low-ridin’ Monte Carlo than a Boxster, and who’s Cultural History celebrates beating the French (of all things) are generally an insensitive lot who’ll insult you in a thread in which you are not even a participant simply to ShowBoat to gain admiration and affirmation from the Herd one minute and then PM you for car advice the next – sorry No Habla) - IGNORE…

Happy Motoring!... Jim’99
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Hi,

I think this thread is useless… (note to self – people who know less about Cars than Bill Clinton knows about celibacy, are probably more comfortable in a low-ridin’ Monte Carlo than a Boxster, and who’s Cultural History celebrates beating the French (of all things) are generally an insensitive lot who’ll insult you in a thread in which you are not even a participant simply to ShowBoat to gain admiration and affirmation from the Herd one minute and then PM you for car advice the next – sorry No Habla) - IGNORE…

Happy Motoring!... Jim’99
I keep telling you, it wasnt meant as an insult. You can take it anyway you want. Its fine Jim... have the last word, I probably wouldnt want to converse with someone to throws a punch then runs away, iesorry No Habla) - IGNORE…)

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