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Originally Posted by Bavarian Motorist
I know it's not easy to get chicks for you, being that you are in fact yourself, but under-age girls are not the answer to your problems.
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Actually, I've been happily, faithfully married for 18 years. Before that, I was banging some fat, stinky, hippo-looking chick from New York...Oh...wait...I think I'm your father!