I suspect it would be the autocross comments laced with profanity.
You're looking at the winter project that I haven't started yet. As far as early cars go though, the white one is a gem! If you look at the sill, you will see a rust hole right in the middle, and that's it! The floors are perfect, the suspension pan is perfect, longitudinals, everything. That's nearly unheard of on an early car. So here's the plan...
The red one is complete, running and driving, but primarily constructed of swiss cheese. So, we're (meaning me, while my friends drink my beer) are going to disassemble the red one piece by piece, refinish every nut and bolt, and reassemble it on the other body. Finished result?
...but a little lower, with a red interior...or maybe Slate Gray with black. Should be done by the weekend.