BM, you should edit your post to remove the profanity, or else this tread will get locked-down.
There is an old thread on RennTech that explains how to remove the vents on the 987. A few Forum members here have done it too. From what I have read, you need too pull down and out on the vents pretty hard. I don't know if you need to remove any screws/clips prior.
Do a search and read the RennTech post.