" Hi honey? Yeah, it's me. I'm in, um, Dallas. Yeah. Well, actually, I think this jail may be in Fort Worth. What? I was just minding my own busines, having a burger. Listen, can you wire me some bail money? For my friends too? Well, see that's the problem. Their wives already said no. Funny, that's exactly what the cops called me just before the whole Taser/pepper spray episode."
