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Originally Posted by MNBoxster
Hi,
Always willing to learn from others, I took your suggestion and got a bottle of Ass Be Gone. I applied it exactly according to the directions and nothing happened, nothing at all.
So, I called the HelpLine number on the bottle (800) Ass Gone (800-277-4663) and told them of my problem with their product.
He gladly agreed to refund my $2.99 and further said that as you apparently suffer so severly from this terribly impairing behavioral trait, he'll be sending you a coupon good for one free bottle of Ass Be Gone to see if they can't eradicate these symptoms you're having once and for all. Thank God!
Happy Motoring!... Jim'99
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Just curious. When they offered you a refund on the
Ass Be Gone, did they happen to offer you their latest product as a replacement? Consumer Reports writes that their
Shut the F%$k Up! is very effective, and comes in 55 gallon drums, which would likely be just about right for you. If you order right now, they'll send you a second 55 gallon drum for free. That's a two day supply (for you) at just $99.95...
but wait,
there's more! If you call in the next 15 minutes, they'll include a spritzer of
Worry About Your Own F%$king Car absolutely free! It will not only help you to worry about your own British POS, it will also be effective on 99% of
all your household mental disorders. That's a $250.00 value, yours for just $99.95.