That's funny Paul! And, good morning! Yes... good morning and no, I haven't been drinking.
No. It's not me. Yes... I could come up with some pretty hilarious stuff (and I liked that used parts stuff... almost had me at that stripped oil plug (I was ready to blast the seller's ass until it dawned upon me he was messing around)... but I find it easier to run with a shorter fuse.
Swear: Not me.
