Glad to hear you're OK, for I can't be expected to run this place on my own.
I live ON the fault line out here and have become so accustomed to earthquakes I just sit through them and, when they're over... start inspecting for cracks on the internal and external walls, and the ceiling. Business as usual.
Now... what caught my attention in one of your comments was where you were helping the "elderly". Dude! LOL. You are the elderly! You're in my club!
Soon you'll share with us the story about the guy's ass almost you kicked. I'm waiting...
Cheers!