Don't listen to Maytag. The reason he's bought 76 cars in his 83 years is because he never paid asking price.
"Oh. Someone sat in those seats." (deducts $653)
"The speakers have been used." (deducts $347)
"It appears the windshield has seen some weather." (deducts $592)
"The gas pedal looks like it has some wear." (deducts $1,529)
"The top has seen some sun." (deducts $456)
"Got some bugs in the front vents." (deducts $77)
"Visors still have stickers on them." (deducts $83)
"It only has 2 seats." (deducts $1,453)
You'd end up giving him $1,000 just to drive your car away.
Just razzing ya, May.