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Old 09-13-2006, 10:27 PM   #38
MNBoxster
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Location: Minneapolis/St. Paul, Minnesota, USA
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Originally Posted by der Geist
Sorry MNBoxster but I gotta borrow this sarcasm thing. We may disagree about this but it's sweet...

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I don't thinkyou should let Che be a sponsor for the following reasons:

1. He gives a member expensive headers and a muffler in exchange for information.

2. He may provide an alternative to the $800 to $1500+ Boxster sports exhaust. I don't know about the rest of you but I just wouldn't feel right unless I shelled out loads of dough for a muffler.

3. Magnaflow, Supersprint, B & B, Dansk and other exhaust manufactuers are bordering on bankrupcy and really need the money. God knows how small thier markup is.

4. Out of the 5,000 plus people who have left eBay feeback for Che in the last 12 months 40 er... I mean 16 have left neg feedback. I think it must be a rule that anyone who wants to sell us something should have 100% pos feedback and at least 6,000 sales. Nothing less than absolute perfection will do for this board!

5. This is very likely to be an elaborate phishing ploy executed by Islamic extremists and backed by the Russian mob designed to get our credit card numbers so that they can use them to buy weapons of mass destruction to be used against us at a later date.

6. At the very minimum there will more than likely be a piece of spyware in his banner ad designed to hijack our email address so that he can bombard us with massive amounts of spam promoting Japanese autos. How long will it be before we finally submit? The ad will undoubtably contain a subliminal message to make us crave souped up and megaphoned Hondas and Subarus. This ad will ultimately make us trade our Boxsters in for Fast & the Furious style rides. We will also develop uncontrolable urges to drift every time we turn a corner. (of course I am sure Che is putting this scheme together as I am posting this so that he can supply us all with the megaphone exhausts and the bling bling).

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Hi,

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What a Jerk...

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Happy Motoring!... Jim'99
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