Here's my take:
Dogs are the worst. Really.
I mean, they're primarily followers, not leaders. They're smelly, especially when wet. They take human sized poos. They bark loudly, which is so annoying. They're always trying to jump up on and/or lick your guests. Their breath stinks. Most slobber. And, worst of all, they eat cat poo.
Let that be the final word on it.
I'm out...
