Bought her a used replacement 2.7 engine.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/152677855567?ul_noapp=true#shpCntId
Plugged in the to convertible top relay and tried the dash button. IT'S ALIVE! Then promptly broke the plastic linkage that attaches the control rod to the top! Buying new heavy duty steel linkages (Uro) from Ama zon this very moment!
There is NO such thing as a cheap Boxster!