(Excellent movie clip choices!)
I've got a solution, get another motorcycle. Easier to hide! I'm 62 and I have 3, don't be a wuss. Of course, Illinois roads aren't exactly bike nirvana...
12 years ago I "went to the carwash" with the pickup (GMC Syclone), and came home with my CPO Boxster
) Wifey exclaimed "WTF", then promptly grabbed the keys...and took it to the grocery store with the top down. She said the bag boys checked her out
) It's a good thing.