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Originally Posted by jcslocum
To save time when flushing, grab the turkey baster from the Missus cooking tools drawer and quickly sprint to the garage/driveway. Do not look furtively around you will give it away. Take the top off the MC and suck out all the crappy black-ish fluid in there and wipe out the gunk on the bottom. Squirt that junk into a container for later disposal. Wrap the baster in a paper towel and stick it in your pocket. Slink back into the kitchen and work your way over to the sink. Pretend to wash your hands and deftly sneak the baster from your pocket and into the sink. Give it a quick rinse and put it back into drawer. If she happens to see you with a big bulge in your pants, well that could be an issue but not our problem :-)
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LMAO!!
I have a spar one for my aquarium. I went down that road before. I got caught! And the bulge was NOT in my pants!! Dang...