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Originally Posted by particlewave
Welcome to the madness. 
Just to be clear, we will not help you curb your coming addiction. We will encourage you to make it worse and dangle tempting "fixes" in front of you until you are a complete junkie with no hope of recovery. |
That made me smile... Accurate and on point.
My advice for any new owner:
Drive car, drive car, drive car...wash, rinse and repeat.
Don't sweat the petty stuff, and don't pet the sweaty stuff.
Enjoy.