Fred- this is why you should always, if possible, take your PPC (personal protective canines) with you on vacation. They will be happier and you will have fewer interesting stories to tell
Seriously, I might have crapped my pants to wake up like that!
My 9YO came back in the kitchen all breathless about 6am a few mos ago to report that someone had written on my car overnight. I did not finish my coffee before going out to investigate. There in the morning dew someone's fingertip had traced out the word FXXX on the driver's door, right about where they would have crouched to look inside and see the dual flashing lights of the alarm! Since then I have been more vigilant about locking it...