oh darn I missed the part about lazy..
Optimum No Rinse.
pour an ounce into a two gallon bucket of water.
Take a wool mit/sheepskin/sponge and clean the car with it.
dry with a waffle weave drying towel.
Dump out the water (eco friendly), put away the bucket and
go inside and eat a sandwich.
No hose to put away, no suds in the driveway to wash away.
Clean car in 10 minutes.
http://www.autogeek.net/opnoriwash12.html