Hahaha! That's exactly what I thought.
That you feel defensive enough to imply an insult directed at me shows both your level of integrity and intellect, and that my post struck true.
I'll just keep bumping this up to the top every once in a while so that all future owners will be warned.
I'm not trying to sell anyone anything.
For the butthurt:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ks_wf1O0mA