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Old 09-21-2015, 12:01 PM   #22
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Originally Posted by BoxsterLS376 View Post
My cars only ever attract dudes, so no none of my cars have helped me to get laid. I need to take up yoga or something!~
Here's a helpful hint for single guys: go to a grocery store and pick up a bouquet of flowers. Carry them around in your cart. The assumption will be made that you are going on a date (you must be dressed well), and therefore, available. Every woman in the store will look at you. One may even follow you out to your car.

At least that’s what happened to hubs last week, when he picked up a surprise bouquet for me.

Don’t worry, I often remind him that I AM the trophy wife.
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