So nice to hear a new owner's joy- of- ownership. You're not weird- it's just LOVE! You clearly need more than mundane transportation.

May I suggest you occasionally say a prayer of thanks for the original owner's large fork-out of cash. Regarding the Crios mod I suggest you first use a sharp-tipped punch or spike to indent the spot to be drilled. Then use a small bit such as .125, then .25 and then final.
Another bit of un-asked for advice- modify slowly as you can easily lose qualities without realizing/ missing them. This because Porsche is so precise with their end product that it's easy to screw it up.
Oh, and your first mod should be to 'desnorkle'. Trust me.