"I am fighting the urge to get under the car and wipe down all of undercarriage. I bet it would clean up real nice."
Don't fight...
I used to do this to my previous ride; back before marriage & kids. You know, when there was such a thing as personal time.
Now I'm just glad to get out and drive.
I don't even care that the Boxster is still loaded with bug guts from my Indianapolis road trip.