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Old 07-10-2014, 07:47 PM   #14
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Originally Posted by jb92563 View Post
I have to ask, what is your connection/obsession with Potatoes?

You've had potatoes in your tagline, and you've mentioned them in posts and now on the lic plate.

What does it mean?
Is it a inside joke of some kind?
Or do you simply like Potatoes for no particular reason?

Do tell.
Fact # 45,763 - Honey fried potatoes make great catfish bait.
Fact # 72 - Rubbing the cold face of a half-sliced potato on a bunion will relieve pain.
Fact # 849 - A potato placed on the roof of your car will keep cats from climbing on your car (related: see Fact # 867).
Fact # 1,032,749 - Lays potato chips smell the same on the way in as they do on the way out. This can be useful.
Fact # 245,368 - Mashed potatoes with garlic can be used as shampoo in a pinch.
Fact # 75,724 - Potatoes were originally cultivated by trolls, which is why they will still turn to stone if exposed to direct full moon light after midnight. Coincidentally, this also makes them a great impromptu weapon against trolls.
Fact # 867 - Coating your car with the left over oil from frying potatoes will make bird poo slide off immediately, never taking hold.
Fact # 1,276 - In order to levitate oneself, a potato must be held in each hand while executing the Veronda Symposium.
Fact # 17,851 - Potato soup, eaten thrice daily, will increase virility.
Fact # 623,485 - French fries have the ability to quantum teleport, but can only teleport to under the nearest car seat or couch. This has it uses, though limited.
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